Monday, July 17, 2017

Here To Flip The Offending Trip!

We all know, even those who are rather slow, that humans gets offended by anything these days. The cat just thinks they are lost in some silly maze. One their brain doesn't want to get through. They'd rather be offended by you.

A simple task laid.
Stuck up to see.
No statement made.
Just the belief of thee.

No push on others.
No tirade or spiel.
No talk of mothers,
Like some 90's ordeal.

Just a simple notion.
A one and done.
Oops, a commotion.
Out to offend everyone.

It offends my belief.
It offends my sight.
It causes me grief.
I'll think about it all night.

This is my retort.
Take that, you.
You I'll report,
What I say is true.

I'm the one?
Me and not you?
Don't be a nun.
That isn't true.

My words are truth.
You offended me.
Here in my booth,
I'm king, you see.

Mine was a statement?
Yours was just a share?
Oh, go and get bent.
You put it out there.

That's offending to me.
Pushing your views like that.
What? I didn't have to come see?
There was no welcome mat?

I saw your hidden meaning.
Now I'm offended in every way.
You need a censor screening.
Truth is every word that I say.

Pffft to such nuts. They can go sniff dog butts. The only ones offending in such cases are the offendees. As they get offended by a breeze. Then what they say is oh so true. I think the cat telling them to pound sand up their ass may come due. Whoops, did I let that slip? Damn, I offended so many with that little blip. Notice how the offendees are usually the offenders? Maybe they need to get beaten up by The Defenders? The cat does enjoy offending such a low tier human class. For they can just suck on the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

64 comments:

  1. Some are too sensitive
    Yet others can be cruel
    Its all about balance
    And a nod to the Golden Rule

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    1. A quick nod
      Then shove them in an alien pod

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  2. Great verse to start the new week Pat.

    Yvonne.

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  3. Exactly! People are way too sensitive and easily offended these days. No one can have an opinion anymore either.

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    1. Nope, no one can say a word
      Or they go completely absurd

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  4. Nope! If you disagree with someone, that's offensive!

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    1. Bah, you're disagreeing with me
      I hope you get a flea on your knee lol

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  5. We live in a sensitive time.
    Everything is offensive including this rhyme.
    We tip toe around each other.
    Not to offend or even bother.

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    1. Tip toe we shall not do
      One doesn't like it, can suck on poo

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  6. Haha, the cat tells it like it is, not a people pleaser lol :)

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    1. Not going to please
      Rather give such nuts fleas

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  7. Everyone is entitled to an opinion as long as it lines up with everyone else's. If not, everyone is offended. How dare you have standards and values and speak your mind?

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    1. Yeah, how dare you do such a thing
      Who do you think you are? A King?

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  8. Oh dear, handle it right
    Go tell others to fly a kite
    A kite you say?
    I'll do it right away
    But don't take offense
    And go sitting on the fence

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    1. If on a fence they sit
      May be hard to shit
      Especially if it is pointy
      Could hurt many a umm jointy

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  9. Here To Flip The Offending Trip!
    Extra careful not to make a slip
    'cause they get offended
    not asked for but offered
    Arrogance of their one-upmanship

    Hank

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    1. Arrogance sure is the way
      As they go about their offended foray

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  10. We need more debate taught in schools. Maybe that would help.

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    1. Could help indeed
      As they'd know agreeing isn't always a need

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  11. I'm offeeded people are being offended by people being offended

    and I'm sure someone's offended I'm offended that being people are being offended by people being offended

    and I'm sure...

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    1. Are you certain of that?
      Just being certain offends the cat

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  12. Everyone seems to get offended by everything these days.

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    1. Every little thing
      Maybe many need a fling

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  13. OH my gosh, it's everywhere, and it's so stupid!! Yet people can do atrocious things and people get offended because we're not being sensitive. I just don't get it.

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    1. Yep, sooooooooo stupid in every way
      Have to get offended or one is strange at their bay

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  14. I always liked Alice Roosevelt's quote, " If you don't have something nice to say about someone, come sit by me".

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  15. i sometimes wonder why we get offended so quickly - it wasn't always like that - maybe has to do with insecurity? i dunno

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    1. Yeah, insecurity or the need to be right
      Plus helps when one can hide behind a computer in the night

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  16. I'm offended by your use of "offend"
    I won't pretend
    It's just so rude
    Why can't you be more lewd?

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    1. Well fluck
      I may as well back up the truck

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  17. Out neck of the woods is filled with somple minded folks so they don't always know they are offended!

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    1. Could be even worse
      As they stand and curse

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  18. You could offend someone even when you're not trying to.

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    1. A simple eye roll
      And offense can stroll

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  19. We have to agree with Brian, since we almost live in the same neck of the woods. Also some people get offended by anything you say or do.

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    1. Yep, no matter what is done
      They'll go on a whiny run

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  20. Some might find things offensive
    causing them to be a bit defensive
    I guess it depends on the situation
    That is causing the frustration

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    1. That it may
      As offending comes their way

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  21. Some people are offended by the sun rising each day. They look for reasons to get incensed and share it with the world. I'm so tired of it.

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    1. Tired of it is the way
      Some sure have to whine no matter the day

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  22. orlin N cassie;

    de way uz catz see it iz everee onez o fended bye everee onez sum thin ore other at everee given minit oh de hole damn day 365/366......be jezuz ~~~~~~~~~

    ☺☺♥♥

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    1. haha sums it up well
      Offended and they sure want to tell

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  23. Have to be careful not too offend others. I guess people are more sensitive now about so many issues. I usually keep sensitive opinions to myself.

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    1. Better way to be
      Don't have to listen to them at your sea

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  24. A friend on whom you can depend
    Defend you when others offend
    Commending your style
    Extending a smile
    Suspend until you’ve cash to lend

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    1. They'll take the cash
      And away they'll dash

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  25. Things so offensive
    cause me angst, oh gee.
    I feel apprehensive...
    am I owed an apology?

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    1. May get another I owe you
      Better off making a cow moo

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  26. So many people are way oversensitive these days! People need to back off a little and chill! Maybe take a giggle pill and have a good laugh. btw, I just read on Alex's blog that you've published three more books! Way to go, my prolific friend!

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    1. Back off and chill
      Popping that happy pill
      Would sure be a win
      Three more sure went for a spin

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  27. I have no filter in my real life, so I offend on a daily basis. Then again, some people are so oversensitive, I don't feel so bad when they they get pissed off by what comes flying out of my mouth.

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    1. haha you? No filter at your sea?
      I never would have guessed it to be

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  28. You look at someone wrong
    and they get all defensive
    makes you want to rethink what you do
    and be a bit more pensive

    betty

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    1. Yeah, do you want to deal with the crap?
      Better off taking a nap

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  29. I look forward to offending these silly birds
    I relish in waysto make them huff and puff...dumb ass turds

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    1. Always tons of fun
      To offend them with a run

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  30. Such a sad state of time
    Only opinion that matters is mine
    To heck with diversity today
    Everything must be my way

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    1. My my my
      Sure all what people let fly

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  31. =D No more rhymes now - I mean it! Thanks for making me smile and reminding me why I edged away from social media, slowly, no sudden moves.

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    1. lol we shall rhyme all the time
      Stick your hands up, it's a crime
      How could you edge away
      Oh soooooooooo offensive at your bay

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