Take it away, Hank. How do you fill your holiday tank?
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What? You tried double speak? Beer Guys, are you up the holiday creek?
Why wouldn't we want to move to North Korea? Kim Jong Un has made it abundantly clear that everyone there is super happy, and that they have the strongest military in the world. You can even choose between TEN government mandated hairstyles. That's double digits. Tell me that isn't awesome.
This is supposed to bring cheer to viewers. Theresa, are you at the brewers?
Most of the population are amazing, kindhearted people. It's just those assholes that do something stupid and the media sensationalizes it, making us all look like racist, mean, gun toting cows.
Is that a reflection on our show? Robyn, care to give it a go?
Lots of deodorant I shall buy
To Australia I will fly.
Is it a holiday there? Caitlin, celebrating at your lair?
And I would love to visit North Korea! I think it'd be so fascinating.
Umm, well there would be fireworks coming at you. Jaclyn, are you ready to join the crew?
I'd rather have pee on my knee than a flea!
Enjoy that at your hall. Alex, ready to have a holiday ball?
Float off and die. Everything would. Crap, it would be like a real live Sharknado!
Aren't you a downer. Brian, going to be an out of towner?
That could really be what floats your boat!
Isn't it supposed to float yours? Fundy Blue, off taking tours?
I think it would be such fun to bounce around on the moon. Vomit comet
Your new nickname for fame? Betsy, ready to make a holiday claim?
My boys believe in death by dental work!
Not going would certainly be a perk! haha.
Who wants to think of the dentist today? Birgit, ready to have your say?
I think the only person who wants to fly high
Is that gravity waiver, pot smoking guy
Pot smokers may come after you. Blue, anything new?
Sniffing dog butts, you say?
Like every day?
Yikes!
Wow, now there is a fetish for you. Adam, care to tell us something true?
I more often bark than purr. I might meow though
Fetishes are lining up. Redneck, are you filling your beer cup?
I bet Eve never had a problem knowing somebody from Adam.
And thinking of the first porn. Truedessa, are you torn?
feeling bad to the moan
or bad to the groan..haha
I guess you like ancient porn. Belva, is something born?
Well titch, titch, titch
Holy smokes ain't that a bitch
Damn, really stuck on the porn, aren't we? Snowcatcher, can something new come from thee?
Always seems to make me groan
I guess not. Silver Fox, has the porn fetish been caught?
Sounds like we're all falling apart.
That you all are. Betty, can you get us on par?
Bit confused today with now and then
trying to figure it all out when
might have to back to sleep and try again
and maybe more answers it will lend
Nope, back to the drawing board. Joanne, what do you have stored?
then, now, tomorrow, yesterday
now and then or both here to stay
up or down, then and now
turn around and take a bow
Is it any wonder why Betty was confused? Bijoux, are you amused?
Lighting a fire under my butt, so to speak, gets the job done!
A little butt play. Beverly, going to join the fray?
I hope all the fireworks are handled with care.
We don't want to lose any fingers there.
Thanks for the public service announcement today. Tabbies o trout towne, going to end this foray?
orlin N cassie...happee canada day two ewe all furst off; N thurd...we think bugz R grate; raw, semi chewed, cooked, eaten then hurled....we canna get enuff oh em... tho de food serviss gurl willna let uz mess with moe skeet toez coz oh heart werm ore bugz that haza stinger like hornetz ~~~~~
What was that you said? Mary, did it cause you dread?
I am not a fan of bugs
hidden in the rugs
or lurking in dirty mugs
nor the kind one fights with drugs!
Another who is confused. Mary Kirkland, do you feel abused?
Ants are what kills me I had a problem with them a while back until I used a tube of caulk to plug every hole in my bathroom. lol
Ruining holidays for ants everywhere. Rosey, are you a bug killer at your lair?
I hate them. I cooked up a batch of rigatoni the other day and when I drained it a beetle was in it. Dead and cooked. Not my idea of protein. I pitched it and ordered in. Nasty old bugs.
So you cook them in food? Damn, so ends this brood with bug and ancient porn attitude. Whoopdi Friggin Doo will sign off for today. I hope you all have a bug killing, porn thrilling holiday.
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Look at you all go. Quite the holiday show. I never knew you were all so kinky. I guess it's more fun than playing with a slinky. I'll join in and go eat some bugs though. I'm sure there is a few at our show. Even if they give me a little gas, unlike Rosey, they are fine protein for my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteBack on the go
DeleteNo Blue foe
Number 1!
DeleteI may be late but it's still fun
As the pot smokers are on their way
Looking for the blue guy night and day
Pot heads at your bay
DeleteThat must be as fun as humpers on display
The humpers can hump a wall
DeleteThen smoke some pot at the mall
A two for one
DeleteOh how fun
Have a great 4th July, have fun Pat.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Just another day
DeleteOf work at our bay
Bugs and porn
ReplyDeleteFor holiday fodder
You covered a lot
Couldn't be odder
Odd is the way
DeleteHere at our bay
A Whoopdi Cheer Of Holiday Beer!
ReplyDeleteHoliday's great, a respite here
For July 4th delights
Keeping it rather tight
Just lurking, #1 getting too popular
Hank
Lurking one has to do
DeleteFor the #1 now to shine through
I gave up on the #1 spot
Deletenumber 2 seems to be my lot (haha)
Stuck in two
DeleteWhat a pair can do
Kinky, Winki, Blinkum and Nod
ReplyDeleteWent to sea in a candy pod
They ate their ship
And took a dip
There floats a leather whip with a nod from the cod
lol really kinky
DeleteHave to watch old blinky
I had no idea this holiday could be so busy!
ReplyDeleteSo much to do
DeleteWith at least a few
Ha! Loved it.
ReplyDeleteGlad it was fun
DeleteTo give a run
I actually did hear that Kim Jong Un restricted the hairstyle down to just his own
ReplyDeleteFigures he would
DeleteJust because he could
So cute to read
ReplyDeleteHow you put it altogether
Took lots of time to do
And was very clever.
Betty
Betty
Can take a while
DeleteBut fun to turn that dial
Very tricky word twist
ReplyDeleteYour followers have their say
We all need beer as we give a cheer
For Canada and the USA
And all other countries. We are the World
Another beer please
Be a lot of beer
DeleteIf the world gave a cheer
A really funny post!!
ReplyDeleteHappy belated Canada day :) :)
Glad it was fun
DeleteAs followers were spun
lol I'm not confused, ants are awful.
ReplyDeletelol pesky little bugs
DeleteCan sure be thugs
Pesky little bugs indeed....Happy belated Canada Day!
ReplyDeleteHave to watch those
DeleteCan get between toes
Thank you for the holiday wishes, and yes, I'm always amused by random weirdness.
ReplyDeleteWeirdness is fun
DeleteSo we give it a run
Canada Day
ReplyDeleteJuly 4th hooray
just some ways to say
more beer's on the way
Need to get drunk
DeleteAvoid that funk
Goro would join you with the bug dinner! I hope you enjoyed the holiday:-)
ReplyDeleteTake a snack here and there
DeleteGood protein at any lair
How coincidental I just cleared my place of teeny tiny ants. Not before they invaded my Keurig of all things. That pisses me off. Stupid ants.
ReplyDeletelol they wanted a coffee fix
DeleteCan sure pull some pesky tricks
One has to watch what they say
ReplyDeleteas it may come back another day
off I go to sleep
hope my dreams are deep
Deep and dreaming
DeleteA constant streaming
I'm, subject matter not for me
ReplyDeleteMore than a groan would come to be
However, wishes for a happy belated Canada Day
Come your way!
lol that works
DeleteNo groaning perks
Always have to watch what we say. It always comes back to bite us in the ass. Like ants.
ReplyDeleteThat it may
DeleteHere at our bay
Me near a dentist
ReplyDeletenot unless i am pissed
but smoking a doobie sounds quite good
Did I spell Doobie right? I am so not of the hood.
lol I think it is spelled right
DeleteBeats me at my site
That was quite a holiday show!
ReplyDeleteIt really floated my boat! LOL
A floating boat
DeleteA fine vote