A Whoopdi Cheer Of Holiday Beer!

Robbie Raisin is back on the case. I need a show for holiday nuts to embrace. So I've come to see what you all have for me. I'm sure it's something Whoopdi Friggin Doo viewers will want to see.

Take it away, Hank. How do you fill your holiday tank?

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What? You tried double speak? Beer Guys, are you up the holiday creek?

Why wouldn't we want to move to North Korea? Kim Jong Un has made it abundantly clear that everyone there is super happy, and that they have the strongest military in the world. You can even choose between TEN government mandated hairstyles. That's double digits. Tell me that isn't awesome.

This is supposed to bring cheer to viewers. Theresa, are you at the brewers?

Most of the population are amazing, kindhearted people. It's just those assholes that do something stupid and the media sensationalizes it, making us all look like racist, mean, gun toting cows. 

Is that a reflection on our show? Robyn, care to give it a go?

Lots of deodorant I shall buy
To Australia I will fly.

Is it a holiday there? Caitlin, celebrating at your lair?

And I would love to visit North Korea! I think it'd be so fascinating.

Umm, well there would be fireworks coming at you. Jaclyn, are you ready to join the crew?

I'd rather have pee on my knee than a flea!

Enjoy that at your hall. Alex, ready to have a holiday ball?

Float off and die. Everything would. Crap, it would be like a real live Sharknado!

Aren't you a downer. Brian, going to be an out of towner?

That could really be what floats your boat!

Isn't it supposed to float yours? Fundy Blue, off taking tours?

I think it would be such fun to bounce around on the moon. Vomit comet

Your new nickname for fame? Betsy, ready to make a holiday claim?

My boys believe in death by dental work!
Not going would certainly be a perk! haha.

Who wants to think of the dentist today? Birgit, ready to have your say?

I think the only person who wants to fly high
Is that gravity waiver, pot smoking guy

Pot smokers may come after you. Blue, anything new?

Sniffing dog butts, you say?
Like every day?
Yikes!

Wow, now there is a fetish for you. Adam, care to tell us something true?

I more often bark than purr. I might meow though 

Fetishes are lining up. Redneck, are you filling your beer cup?

I bet Eve never had a problem knowing somebody from Adam.

And thinking of the first porn. Truedessa, are you torn?

feeling bad to the moan
or bad to the groan..haha

I guess you like ancient porn. Belva, is something born?

Well titch, titch, titch
Holy smokes ain't that a bitch

Damn, really stuck on the porn, aren't we? Snowcatcher, can something new come from thee?

Always seems to make me groan

I guess not. Silver Fox, has the porn fetish been caught?

Sounds like we're all falling apart.

That you all are. Betty, can you get us on par?

Bit confused today with now and then
trying to figure it all out when
might have to back to sleep and try again
and maybe more answers it will lend

Nope, back to the drawing board. Joanne, what do you have stored?

then, now, tomorrow, yesterday
now and then or both here to stay
up or down, then and now
turn around and take a bow

Is it any wonder why Betty was confused? Bijoux, are you amused?

Lighting a fire under my butt, so to speak, gets the job done!

A little butt play. Beverly, going to join the fray?

I hope all the fireworks are handled with care.
We don't want to lose any fingers there.

Thanks for the public service announcement today. Tabbies o trout towne, going to end this foray?

orlin N cassie...happee canada day two ewe all furst off; N thurd...we think bugz R grate; raw, semi chewed, cooked, eaten then hurled....we canna get enuff oh em... tho de food serviss gurl willna let uz mess with moe skeet toez coz oh heart werm ore bugz that haza stinger like hornetz ~~~~~ 

What was that you said? Mary, did it cause you dread?

I am not a fan of bugs
hidden in the rugs
or lurking in dirty mugs
nor the kind one fights with drugs!
 
Another who is confused. Mary Kirkland, do you feel abused?

Ants are what kills me I had a problem with them a while back until I used a tube of caulk to plug every hole in my bathroom. lol 

Ruining holidays for ants everywhere. Rosey, are you a bug killer at your lair?

I hate them. I cooked up a batch of rigatoni the other day and when I drained it a beetle was in it. Dead and cooked. Not my idea of protein. I pitched it and ordered in. Nasty old bugs.

So you cook them in food? Damn, so ends this brood with bug and ancient porn attitude. Whoopdi Friggin Doo will sign off for today. I hope you all have a bug killing, porn thrilling holiday.

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Look at you all go. Quite the holiday show. I never knew you were all so kinky. I guess it's more fun than playing with a slinky. I'll join in and go eat some bugs though. I'm sure there is a few at our show. Even if they give me a little gas, unlike Rosey, they are fine protein for my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.