Monday, July 10, 2017

A Tarsier Man Return As Out New Tales Churn!

The bug eyed creep is back. This makes 19 adventures for him at my shack. How can he have so many? A bug eyed creep shouldn't have any. Fans seem to like him though. So away we go.

Tarsier Man was winning.
Then bugs started spinning.
They were kind of thugs
Those nasty old bugs.

They sent him in a hole.
It was quite the stroll.
He went down, down, down,
Finding a whole new crown.

Even got freaky love.
Now he has to get above.
Kisses and hugs.
Blah to the bugs.






Tarsier Man was on a stroll.
No one was there to see his patrol.
The place was bare.
No humans to spare.

But he searched away.
Found many on display.
They were buying cars.
Looked like drunks at bars.

The evil car people had them in a stupor.
Each thought their deal was super.
Tarsier Man had to save the day.
The car people were taking all their pay.






Borlin was out and about.
He got many a shout.
He knew something was wrong.
Not wanting to play along.

He found Tarsier Man,
After beating back the clan.
Then everything went wackadoo.
All had a polka dot view.

They had to find the polka dot creep.
Those polka dots were going deep.
They were tacky too.
What could they do?






That makes three more that has come ashore. About 116 now at play. Tarsier Man sure likes to put on the weird come what may. Ever deal with nasty car people at your sea? Call Tarsier Man and he'll set you free. A fee may come to pass. Hey, he's not as nice as my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

74 comments:

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    1. That's 2 in a row
      What do you know!

      Hank

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    2. Back on a streak
      Here at our creek

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    3. Good morning True
      Nice seeing you!

      Hank

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    4. A partner in crime
      However off time

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  2. A Tarsier Man Return As Out New Tales Churn!
    That's 3 more to total up to 116 as discerned
    Tarsier Man as a cult figure
    May turn out to be the leader
    Tarsier and the car people in for good returns

    Hank

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    1. Have to watch those returns
      Wallet could take burns

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  3. Congrats 3 more books
    So many to give a look
    Would you dare hug
    an eight eyed bug

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    1. We'd run away
      Stalker bug isn't okay

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  4. Big congratulations! Tarsier Man has invaded.

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  5. Way to go Pat, congrats from all of us!

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    1. Always fun to add more
      Thanks for the congrats from your shore

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  6. Tarsier Man shall take over the world. Clever stuff on a Monday. Congrats

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  7. Congratulations! Man, you are insanely prolific. Having not put anything out in over a year, I'm jealous. Have you considered selling these at Costco?

    "Hey, what'd you buy?"
    "Oh, I just picked up a 12 pack of Pat Hatts."

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    1. Haha that is funny and yet do-able!

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    2. I agree. That would work. Everyone that I know in this whole wide world shops at Costco.

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    3. lmao to the bulk store I go
      Could work, you never know
      As everyone sure shops there
      Little room in the aisles to spare

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  8. An apple and a book a day
    Keeps mean ole Mister Blues away
    Play it pretty, choose a chord
    Look for a fabulous award
    ~~~~~~~~
    Congrats to thee
    Spectacularleee

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    1. An award you say
      Does it come with some pay?

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  9. I love the Costco idea too. If you could sell these in bulk at the warehouses (BJs and Sam's Club too) that would be awesome. Do they have those shopping venues in Canada?

    Congrats on the new book!

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    1. Costco is the only one we have up here
      At least that is anywhere near
      Never even heard of BJs before
      At least not shopping wise at my shore lol

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    2. haha can't go there
      And all monk at my lair
      A lose lose I guess
      What a mess

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  10. Tarsier Man is at it again
    Love the bright illustrations
    116 is an amazing feat
    Time to enjoy some vacations

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    1. A vacation takes dough
      So that's a no go

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    2. You can have a staycay
      With O and C at your bay

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    3. That I could
      But need something to do I would

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  11. I like the purple female bug.

    Congrats on another!

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    1. Added a whole three
      As Tarsier Man goes on a spree

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  13. I love the colors, pictures, and story told above
    Though I'm jealous of Tarsier Man, because he got some freaky love
    You're amazing. You're an Energizer cat bunny.
    So many books - so fun and funny.
    Congratulations, Pat Hatt!
    Much success to you and all of that.

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    1. So many come due
      Pop in out of the blue
      Freaky love may not be the best
      As they can turn out to be a pest

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  14. That poor mime

    also Winds of Winter

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    1. Slow as hell
      Would drive us nuts where we dwell

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  15. Been a bit busy at your zoo
    congrats for all the accomplishments on display
    but maybe you should take some time
    and just go out and play?

    betty

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    1. Me go outside?
      Bah, I now must run and hide lol

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  16. orlin N cassie...total lee awesum !! best fishez two dad on TM # 19 ....way kewl ...de graffix R mega awesum az well, de bear rocks !!! heerz ta 19 million iz salez ☺☺♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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    1. 19 million for the win
      That would be a fine spin

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  17. My goodness, look at you!
    Three new books at your zoo!
    With cool artwork to boot!
    What a big hoot!

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    1. Three sure just came
      Adding to the bug eye's fame

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  18. Wow, I can still remember when Tarsier Man was introduced.

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    1. Yep, first showed up here
      To bug the cat's rhyming rear

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  19. Congrats in the book
    you had what it took
    creation's fresh brook
    may successes unhook

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    1. Unhook for the win
      Would be fine by our bin

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  20. Tarsier man seems to attract trouble,
    Maybe he'd do better if he had a double.
    And how about those new books.
    They're awesome according to their looks.

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    1. Trouble finds him
      Guess he's rather dim lol

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  21. We're lucky to have a good, honest car dealer we've known for years. But it's nice to know Tarsier man is out there if we ever need him.

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    1. That sure is good to have indeed
      Tarsier Man is ready to route out the bad ones though at our feed

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  22. Tarsier Man is on a roll. A big congrats to him and you too :)

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    1. A double win
      With the congrats spin

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  23. Tarsier Man is on fire
    Better than a Wallenda on a wire.
    Congrats on your next book

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    1. He sure knows how to put on a show
      With 3 more in tow

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  24. Most enjoyable to waych and read Pat. Thanks.

    Yvonne.

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  25. Tarsier Man saves the day again.
    No matter what come sun or rain.
    Good stuff and nice animation to go with the lot.

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    1. He knows how to save the day
      And get a little pay

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  26. aahh the Tarsier man! One of my favorites!

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    1. A fun one indeed
      As he comes to seed

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  27. I bought Pat, I have a kindle library :)

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    1. Thanks a lot
      Hopefully you enjoy the polka dot

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