Friday, July 7, 2017

A Flip Flop Hate Drop!

The cat does it too. But you humans sure have more than a few. Each day there is probably 100 from each one. I'm not counting so we'll go with that under our sun.

I hate traffic.
I hate walking.
My, what a graphic.
Sure don't hate talking.

I hate heat.
I hate cold.
Aren't you sweet,
Like a growing mold.

I hate cities.
I hate towns.
Tell the committees,
They enjoy clowns.

I hate rain.
I hate drought.
Ain't that a pain,
As they cancel each other out.

I hate being alone.
I hate people living with me.
Good thing there's a phone.
Must rack up quite the sex line fee.

I hate science.
I hate religion.
So your alliance,
Is to a pigeon?

I hate sand.
I hate stone.
I guess life is grand,
On your plastic phone.

I hate working.
I hate not shopping.
Maybe try street corner twerking,
With a little pants dropping?

I hate age.
I hate the young.
Turn the page,
Your bell is rung.

I hate travel.
I hate staying in.
Life must unravel.
Isn't that a sin?

Do humans hear themselves some days? Like they are lost in a maze. Can't get out if only one is on the case. Need both to gain a middle embrace. Some are just hateful nuts I suppose, as they whine about the lows. The cat will just stick with the singing bass, even if I hate the repeat tune he sings to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

99 comments:

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    1. What is the Ying to the S' Yang

      #1 Hank?

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    1. Morning Hank
      a bit late
      #2 is my fate

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    2. Make that #3
      as Suza is #1
      # 3 brings no glee (haha)

      Have a good day All
      at each and every hall

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    3. Sure all got stuck in a jam today
      S does come before T in the alphabet say

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    4. I'll be back so beware
      No copy and paste at my chair :p

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    5. lol a copy and paste
      Lying post haste

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    6. Quick as a flash too
      That little guy, Blue

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    7. A flash of a bare bottom
      may last until autumn?

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    8. That it may
      But open the window at your bay :p

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    9. Don't want it to stink
      or give all a wink

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  3. Do the flip flop
    A new dance, or old
    Some just like to bitch
    For me, silence is gold

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  4. Hi Hank and True
    Good morning to you

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    1. Suza and True
      Hi, to you too!
      A three-way play
      Another rare display!

      Hank

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    2. Rare indeed
      Only Blue and a ninja attack was in need

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  5. There's a lot of hate going around
    no wonder love can't be found
    Hate can leave you hellboound
    Love can make you spellbound
    I guess either way you make ground
    but, will a roar or sigh be the sound
    as your world spins round and round
    love leads you heavenly bound
    hate might take you underground
    i guess there is always sand to pound
    a sea of dreams can be profound
    does an oath of hate have you bound

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    1. Some sure need to pound sand
      I say that a time or two at my land
      Love can help you rise on up
      But then hate doesn't have to lead to a hiccup
      As under ground treasure may lay
      Or would that be lie? Bah anyway
      It could be there
      Treasure and pleasure no hate to spare
      A fine way to be
      At any old sea

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    2. Treasure and pleasure
      Love cannot be measured
      when two hearts are together

      But, if there is a chest of gold
      That would be something to behold
      and another story would be told


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    3. Gold would be a win
      Can give life many a spin
      Letting love go wherever
      For its loving endeavor

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  6. Hate it when that happens...
    That is such a strong word. Requires so much energy. How can anyone have enough energy to actively hate so much?

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    1. Yep, requires lots of energy to hate so much
      Some people are really out of touch

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    2. Does hate make on lose weight?
      Oops... too late!

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    3. Can cause stress
      More not less

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    4. Losing weight can make one grumpy
      but, you will be less lumpy..;)

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    5. Much more firm
      As you umm squirm

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    6. Tired and hungry is what I am
      True as a honey baked ham

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    7. Tired can stink
      Hunger can bring one to the brink

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    8. Sucks a ton
      And still no lottery won

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  7. You're light as a feather, I could hold you forever.
    Man, you're heavy, get up.

    hahaha that's what came to mind from your flip flop statements
    Mine is the difference between dating and marriage. ;)

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    1. Ha ha ha
      This made me laugh

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    2. lol that one I've heard a time or two
      As the weight gets on one at their zoo

      The difference between the two
      Should I know it at my zoo? lol

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    3. Look at Rosey go
      Double dose at our show

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  8. I make a conscious effort to never complain about the heat, just because I complain about the cold soooooo much.

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    1. Yeah, I try not to as well
      Except when it gets as hot as hell

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  9. Don't try to use hate much here
    Use other words though I fear.

    Betty

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    1. Plenty to substitute in
      For a hating spin

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  10. Hate is a word with bad intentions
    Creepy snoop with new inventions
    Mosquito bites do I hate
    Would gladly kill with mosquito bait
    Is that hating, will I guess
    I hate mosquitos I do confess

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    1. Those suckers need to die
      Them and many a blackfly
      Through in woodticks as well
      Send them all straight to hell

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  11. We are certainly lost in a maze.
    Moaning about this and that for days.
    In winter its too cold that's how it goes.
    In summer, oh the sun is melting my toes.

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    1. Around and around humans go
      A flip flop foe

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  12. Drives me crazy when that I hear
    "I wish summer was near"
    But then, "why does it have to be so hot?"
    They sure do complain a lot!

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    1. haha yep, hear that all the time
      As they complain in reverse many a chime

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  13. Hate hate
    ( and mosquitos)
    But love Fridays. No flip flop there

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    1. Nasty bugs deserve the hate
      Hate hate is a fine fate

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  14. I still hate humidity. No wonder the Wild West was conquered. People on the US east coast said "This sucks!" and headed west for relief.

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    1. Ran that way to avoid it
      Wouldn't it have been easier to swim for a bit?

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  15. I hate that Robo remake
    Ditch it in a lake
    That remade Ben Hur
    Such a blur
    That prequel Thing
    Can kiss a ding-a-ling
    I hate Batman vs. Superman
    Stick it in a can
    Spider-man 3 and those reboots too
    Can sit on a shoe
    Cat, the hate list is long
    I'd rather sing a song.

    Hey, it's Friday....
    Such a fun day

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    1. lol look at you go
      No Ghostbusters though?
      No this that and the other thing
      Didn't have all day to ring?

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    2. There's gonna be a "reimagining" of Predator...
      Called THE Predator
      Oh beep it
      Say it ain't so....

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    3. Yeah, and you were right
      I never watch that reboot day or night
      Must've been Phantom Menaced at my block
      I'd rather go watch a sock
      Just so you know
      At your show

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    4. haha those ones suck
      Rather feed a duck
      Prequel garbage by the ton
      The Predator will have a character from Predator 2's son

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    5. Itf it's great, I'll eat my shoe
      And song a song with Scooby Doo

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    6. Check this out: a BOLLYYWOOD remake of Rambo: CLICK!

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    7. haha just what all needs to see
      Pffft pathetic even if free

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  16. I hate the Stifling Heat
    so, in the A/C, I take a seat.
    I hated to say "How are you?"
    to my brother's 2nd ex-wife-a real shrew.
    She would bemoan and never smile
    she was one angry woman, full of bile.
    Too bad we always say "How are you?" so fast.
    I must find something else and put that question to the past.

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    1. Yeah, say it and don't care
      Just something we say unaware
      Trying to be polite
      Can sure come back to bite

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  17. A Flip Flop Hate Drop!
    Lots of hateful stops
    Harboring hate
    Is such a dread
    Pray all end in flops

    Hank

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  18. Seriously, I do like most everything and everyone!

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    1. The way to be
      Except for maybe liking a puddle of dog pee

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  19. One of my closest acquaintances does nothing but complain nowadays. I dread talking to her.

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    1. Dread sure is the way
      When deal with such people at ones bay

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  20. People who hate everything sure are not very nice to be around. It is much easier to be happy with what we have and like it.

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    1. That it is indeed
      With happiness at our feed

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  21. orlin N cassie.....three guezzez what we hate N betcha get it furst time round !!!!!! ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. Flamingos, right?
      As they take flight lol

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  22. I do hate the heat but I love chocolate. See, it kinda evens itself out.

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    1. Heat can make it mushy though
      There at your show

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  23. The guy in the poem has a lot of strive,
    'cause all is hate of love in life.
    Most of the time we are in a shade of grey
    with a few exceptions to keep the blues away.

    . . . funny post . . :)

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    1. Shades of grey
      Well what do you say
      I guess Blue gets a pass
      As does my spotted rhyming ass lol

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  24. you hate many things Pat, usually I say I dont like... is the same I think, but Im sure you love many things too !

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  25. The only thing I hate is hatred, and the only thing I'm intolerant of is intolerance. (um, mostly... :) )

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  26. Hey Pat and in the Hatt
    And a contemplating cat
    This hate
    I rate
    To be great
    By some weird fate
    Translate
    Hate
    To a peaceful state.

    Gary, Gary, nary contrary....

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    1. Turn it around
      A translation found

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  27. Her husband would sit and complain
    But she would put up with the strain
    He’d put up a fight
    Before things were right
    As she flushed the pain down the drain

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  28. Whine with wine
    sounds divine. :)

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    1. Sit back and relax
      Don't forget to pay tax

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  29. Live is too short to waste it on hating!
    I have actually been chewed out for loving too many things!
    but I'll take love over hate any day.
    Hope you're having a good one at your bay!

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    1. haha chewed out for that?
      Geez, someone was surely a dingbat

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  30. The word "Hate" is not a good word how about "Dislike instead?

    Yvonne.

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    1. Doesn't have the same ring
      For many at their wing

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  31. Some people you just can't please. Griping just to gripe it seems.

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